Friday, March 21, 2008

Azami's potato delivery


Azami: *waiting*

Hana: Umph.
Hana: Azami, what are you doing out here in the mailbox?

Azami: Huh? Oh, hi Hana. I'm waiting for the mailman to come back.

Hana: Did you order more boots off of eBay again?

Azami: Nope, not this time. Today I'm waiting for a potato. A little, round, white potato.

Hana: Uweh??

Mailman: *looks at dolls in mailbox, and two humans taking pictures of dolls, sets down package, and carefully backs away*


Azami: Ah! Finally! Now I just need to get down.

Hana: Oh, no, you're not. Just ask Kali to help you.


Azami: WHEEEEEE!!!!!


Hana: Kids, don't try this at home.


Azami: Ta-da! Now c'mon, Hana, get your bald head down here and help me get this box inside.

Azami: It's ok, my little potato, we'll get you out of there right away!

Inside box: *muffled screaming and thumping*


Hana: This.....*push*....box.....is heavy! Just how big is this potato??

Azami: Just keep *shove* pushing!


Hana: I'm *gasp* *gasp* never going to do that again!

Azami: *catches her breath* Thanks for the help, Hana. Kali, I need some help.

Kali: *off camera* I'll go get the knife.

Inside box: Come on, already! Onee-chan, I know you are out there!!!

Azami: Ah, little potato, I'm so glad you're finally here!

Inside box: Why do you refuse to call me by my given name?

Azami: I can't call you a potato?


Azami: But you're all white and squishy!

Inside box: I have your enjo-kōsai money.

Azami: *ahem* Everyone out there in blog-reading land, meet my little sister, Philomena!


Philomena: Thank you, Az. NOW GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!

Azami: I'm trying to!


Azami: Wow, Korean box torture. I really should learn how to do this...

Philomena: Onee-chan! I'm suffocating in this thing!

Philomena: Finally! I'm free! Tadiama!

Azami: Okaeri nasai! I really did miss you, imōto. Welcome to life in the window.

Philomena: I miss you too, onee-chan. Just no more potato jokes, ok?

Azami: You got it, Phil.



Bonus picture!


Notes:
In case you missed it - and it's sort of obscure, especially if you don't know Japanese - in Japanese, a person would call his/her little sister "imōto" - 妹 (I think that kanji should show up). But "imo" can also mean "potato". And let's face it, in that Cinnamonroll outfit, she sort of does look like the inside of a baked potato. ^_^

Two twelve-ounce dolls trying to move a two pound package doesn't seem like much, but it's more like two adult humans trying to push a 400-500 pound object. I know I'd be a bit winded after that.

2 comments:

~B.Z. said...

I LOVE your Dollie " Pictorials " :D

I need to get a blog up on my dollies, but I am kind of waiting until I get my Nahh-Ato fixed back up. Thanks for the comment on my thread over on Pullipstyle. I think people were afraid to tell me to start over ... but that's what needs to be done :P

Oh well ... it is experience even to mess up ( I've learned what NOT to do ) and there has been no permanent harm done ;>)

moeeeh said...

Haha, awesome pic-fic! Love the pic where they are scattered on the floor, all exhausted from the ordeal of pushing the parcel inside. I am currently waiting for a Cinni of my own, she's sooo adorable!